I just found 106$ in Walmart. Good karma is getting at me. I’m going to buy my mom something nice.
Why can’t my dad just get better? Why him? Why does his life slip like this?
Creating a password nowadays: Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
This should be “creating tumblr url nowadays”